11.17.2005

seems pricey, but also intriguing...

We provide alibis and excuses for our clients. Whether it is spending a night out with a special friend, taking a day off from work, sending a discreet gift, avoiding your neighbor's birthday party or planning a surprise for the loved ones.
Now it is all possible... And it is all discreet. We put you in control and let you choose between local and out of town alibis with the option to have alibis validated by live operators.

Services With / Without a LIVE OPERATOR SUPPORT (L.O.S.)

Services With Live Operator Accessibility (LOS) Without Live Operator Accessibility (LOS)
E-mail (very informal): $35.00 $10.00
Fax: $40.00 $15.00
Hard Copy: $45.00 $20.00
Phone: $50.00 $25.00
Mail: $55.00 $30.00

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Effing scumbags!

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all the testimonials claim they used the alibis to do nice things (set up a surprise party, plan an engagement, get business mail sent elsewhere, etc) but don't you think most of their users are really buying alibis for their dirty business, like affairs?

2:36 PM  

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