white women are so complicated...

here it is on amazon

also funny
Sure, they're shapeley, and they also speak English. But are you prepared for the rigors, expenses and trials of dating a white woman? Are you prepared for the answers to the whole range of white woman's questions. From the opening "So, where do you work?" to "Do these shoelaces make me look fat?" to "Can you pick up a pregnancy test on the way home from work?", this guide will prepare you for the trials and tribulations of a relationship with a tricksy, wily white woman.