the new yorker looks at true crime:new york city...
it's a video game that claims to have mapped out the city. so the new yorker takes two ny tour guides and lets them take a look.
Kamil and Rush ended their virtual tour in Times Square, where Marcus came face to face with one final landmark: a long-haired man dressed only in a cowboy hat, boots, and tight white briefs, strumming a guitar. Suddenly, an obvious thought intruded on the afternoon’s experiment—the fun of a simulation like True Crime: New York City is not that it re-creates the city perfectly but that it re-creates the city just well enough to allow a player to have adventures that are forbidden in real life.
A few buttons on the controller were jabbed in rapid succession, and Marcus swung hard at the figure with the guitar. A few more jabs and a switch to Tae Kwon Do mode, and the Naked Cowboy was on his hands and knees, moaning and trying to crawl away. A final press of a button brought a hail of gunfire. “Now, that is a nice touch,” Rush declared.
Kamil and Rush ended their virtual tour in Times Square, where Marcus came face to face with one final landmark: a long-haired man dressed only in a cowboy hat, boots, and tight white briefs, strumming a guitar. Suddenly, an obvious thought intruded on the afternoon’s experiment—the fun of a simulation like True Crime: New York City is not that it re-creates the city perfectly but that it re-creates the city just well enough to allow a player to have adventures that are forbidden in real life.
A few buttons on the controller were jabbed in rapid succession, and Marcus swung hard at the figure with the guitar. A few more jabs and a switch to Tae Kwon Do mode, and the Naked Cowboy was on his hands and knees, moaning and trying to crawl away. A final press of a button brought a hail of gunfire. “Now, that is a nice touch,” Rush declared.
2 Comments:
i'd like to take my guy to 117 sullivan street and shoot solar in the face
greatest comment ever. not even close.
particularly cause you shot demo in the face with a paint ball gun on his wedding day.
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