nice job by this guy...

on his site this guy goes into in depth detail on why the d-bag in the pink shirt is such a d-bag.



As you've probably noticed, I use the term "douchebag," along with some variations (douche-rocket, douche-cracker, douche-nozzle, etc) a lot in describing people. There are many characteristics one may possess to come across to the public (me) as a douchebag. Today, by request from my friend Jessica, I was looking at her pictures from spring break in Miami, and I encountered someone who captures all of those aforementioned qualities. He is, in fact, the essence of douchebag. And a gay douchebag at that. Take notes, so you don't make some of the same mistakes. His name was Oliver, and he was from Michigan. Two strikes against him already, just by waking up.