reggie roby warns the public....

Their is a blanket warning for the UES issued by Residents for a B&T free UES. STAY INDOORS. Tomorrow is St. Patty's Day and once again the neighboorhood will be full of Drunk B&T, Cops and Firemen. This is a very volatile mix that usually causes groping, punching, kicking, spitting, pissing, puking, crapping and running noses.

Do not come to the UES, not that any of you do, but tomorrow is the second worst day of the year for visiting Patagucci land.

(side note: a young fredeeky once saw a pair of drunk irish kids push over a middle eastern guy's hot dog cart on 86th and third one st. paddy's day. let me tell you that the water that came out of that cart was a delightful brownish grey and the memory of that has kept me from eating the dirty water dogs ever since.)