the triumphant return...

sorry to be so lazy lately, but i believe that the comingling of salt water and low grade reef sandals in my brain has left me temporarily retarded. anyway i'm back. i really got nothing for you, so i'd love to throw up some reader related biznass. e mail me anything and i'll make you famous.

comedic highlight of my trip? well that would be the stir that my cammo shorts caused. turns out that cammo is illeagal on the island. wasn't sure how to respond when a random rasta came up to me and said, "i wanna buy your pants." at first i thought he was coming on to me, but then i realized that he was jealous of my high fashion lifestyle. next time i go down i will pay for my trip with cheap cammo gear and crappy nba jerseys. can't wait to sell a bajan a doleac knicks jersey for double what i paid for it.

also they make a fine pepper sauce over there. ask andre for a taste.