barry, the n.h.l. is killing itself...

Don't look now, but there's no hockey. The season was supposed to have started last week in Washington and 29 other North American cities. But it didn't. The NHL has vanished. It's disappeared. Gone. Poof. There's no hockey now. There may not be any hockey all season. Who knows when hockey will ever come back? It's like a black hole materialized and sucked in hockey. (Why couldn't this have happened to "Cats?")
Tell the truth:

Have you even noticed?

for christsakes barry, mccreary is selling kitchen cabinets somewhere and all the players are going to europe and the a.h.l.