stalking bob uecker is pretty low...

tailor made for k-dog...

fredeeky's new best friend...

incredible...

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.

panamanian reggaeton?

bizarre and hilarious. i also sort of love this song.

a blog for the deezy...

part one of mac fu's cane's preview...

Roughly ten weeks to go until the season gets kicked off in the OB – Svendeezy and his Wifey will be in attendance, its Mac-Fu’s first game as a Golden Cane, and Young Fu should be just two months from making his/her debut.

Three kinds of ribs on the menu, five hours of pre-game fun, and a packed house will all contribute the crackling excitement that surrounds every ’Canes/’Noles game at the old Bowl. There is even a good chance that a cooler of Mojitos will join the party.

However, there are five things weighing heavily on every ’Canes’ fan’s mind as that glorious day draws closer. As the season progresses we will unveil more of these questions, but for now on to question 1:

Can new OC Rich Olsen and QB Coach Todd Berry reinvigorate a moribund, predictable offense?




All signs this spring point to yes…but the information is spotty. Coach Coker closed practice this Spring to shield the team not only from the prying eyes of the press and their opponents, but also to spare them from criticism by the unforgiving ’Canes fans. All the reports we’ve heard from the players indicate a fresh, dynamic attack that takes advantage of the mobility of Miami’s quarterbacks and the speed of Miami’s wideouts. Expect to see a lot of screens to wide receivers, a lot of three receiver sets (with one back in motion), and multiple tight ends lined up wide. This team will throw to establish the run, rather than vice versa.

i talk sense cadets...

the knicks are breaking my heart...

renaldo balkman? sounds like rolando blackmon

the player/coach loves frogs...

barry's shorts are full of cream....

cause i'm a patron of the arts...

that's right. i have comissioned a work by my good friend dave eppley and it is nearing completion. there will be more updates to come. observe and respect my man about town status.

old story, but still intriguing...

In that old battle of the wills between young people and their keepers, the young have found a new weapon that could change the balance of power on the cellphone front: a ring tone that many adults cannot hear.

"When I heard about it I didn't believe it at first," said Donna Lewis, a technology teacher at the Trinity School in Manhattan. "But one of the kids gave me a copy, and I sent it to a colleague. She played it for her first graders. All of them could hear it, and neither she nor I could."

if i am a pro football player, i'm not riding a motorcycle...

Roethlisberger, 24, was not wearing a helmet when his 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa, which the manufacturer has called the fastest street-legal motorcycle on the market, collided with a Chrysler New Yorker that had turned in front of him as he rode through a busy intersection near downtown, the Pittsburgh police said.

A little more than a year ago, Roethlisberger's admitted reluctance to wear a helmet while riding his Harley-Davidson created a local stir after Cleveland Browns tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was injured in a motorcycle accident. Winslow tore knee ligaments and missed the 2005 season. Roethlisberger said at the time that he would continue to ride without wearing a helmet. Pennsylvania had a mandatory helmet law but repealed it in 2003.

a short film from the player/coach reg dunlop...

for mac fu...

as bizarre as it sounds i will be rooting for your heat. the heat/knicks days are long enough ago that i can let it go and dwayne wade is my boy. anyway, they're coming home and i'll be pulling for them as long as we get some canes news up here soon.

a favorite jam for a sunny day...

for reggie roby...

who's hippy vibes have me noodling at my desk all day long.

tonite's your night...

not a great time for the sports...

the yankees get swept by chuck taylor's a's, america sucks at the international sports and the shaq-fu scores five points (how is that possible?) to break mac-fu's heart.

love smokes...

why americans are no good on clay...

i am here with my brain and my suitcase to collect only good brain...

lee perry guiness commercials are only incredible...

first place yankees...

gots to learn this dance...

A local deejay is attempting to lighten the mood after the arrival of the deadly H5N1 strain of avian influenza in Côte d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast) in early May. Twenty-one-year-old DJ Lewis has invented a wacky bird flu dance that is sweeping nightclubs in the West African country's major city of Abidjan (Ivory Coast map).

The infectious craze has hundreds of people shaking, flapping their arms, and clucking on the dance floor—an imitation of chickens' death throes when they are culled to stop the virus from spreading.

(this guy has lots more on the bird flu dance, including video)

if you need me...

i'll be in deleware lounging on the beach at cape henlopen state park. respect my vacation lifestyle.

respect...

for chuck taylor...

whose favorite ball player went yard for the first time in two years.

for the deezy...

who listens to christmas music year round. here's a little jem from dean martin remixed by dan the automator. rock it at the dove and tell 'em you got it on fredeeky. merry christmas.

s.i. picks the most intimidating pitchers...

one, two, three...

some hardcore pickups trucks in iraq...

for mac fu...

expectant father and loyal reader, miami spice. no disrespect to d. wade, but let's talk about this sinorice moss touchdown against florida state. in general, i think we need to hear much more about the canes from you. must be getting hot in miami.

pontiac vs. toyota...

f'ing around with ebay motors (a favorite site) and decided to take two random car companies and see how they stack up. sorted them by cash money and here are the results.





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