marvin "bad news" barnes doing mayo on the bench...

"I remember this one game, I was sitting at the end of the bench," Barnes recalled. ''I had a towel over my head and I was snorting coke and my nose was bleeding. Don Chaney and Nate Archibald moved all the way up to the front and I had four or five seats between me and the next player. I was snorting coke and it was tearing my membranes up. Snorting it and blowing my nose. It was like my brains were coming out in the towel and I couldn't stop snorting it anyway. It was terrible, man. I was addicted."

fredeeky's favorite non-mayo marvin barnes story:
Marvin Barnes declined to get on a flight headed from the Eastern to the Central time zone because, "I ain't going on no time machine."