wish i could have seen this...

our man borat hosted the european mtv music awards. here's his best lines of the night. a few favorites:



Borat following Madonna's performance :: "That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away."

Introduction to Gorillaz :: "There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog."

Introducing The Pussycat Dolls :: "Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussycat Dolls."

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