this guy is on my fantasy team...

and he went to miami. how did i not know that he was this crazy? incredible. ladies and gents here's clinton portis:



This week, before last night’s win over the Eagles, Portis announced that his previous character, Southeast Jerome, had died and now he was Dr. I Don’t Know. Who is Dr. I Don’t Know. Well, Portis doesn’t know. But he can explain the strange getup.

The glasses: “They’re actually from surgery. I did the autopsy on Southeast Jerome. These glasses were white, but mixing them with blood, it just so happened they turned pink.”
The hair: “A lot of time in the laser room. In radiology, we’re doing a lot of things, and it just so happens it grew out this color.”

OK, why are we paying more attention to Terrell Owens than this guy?

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