for the deezy...

although he never reads the blizzy anymore, i would like to wish the deezy and tammay all the best in their pending nuptuals. think that new hampshire is going to be good and fratty, which i like, but i am also a little scared of. will beers be shotgunned? hotel furniture broken? napping? terrifying?

i am exhausted from all of the marrying this summer (this will be three in four weeks), but am going to rally like a champ and unveil some new drunken moves up in the hampshire. so all of the readers that are going up there should be ready for that. the key to all of this is aquiring some sandals to bring out there. my unique blend of comedy/spoken word poetry requires a blended mix of sandos and liquors so i have to make this happen. anyway i digress, sven you are the man and we all wish you complete marital bliss and as many christmas ornaments as your hearts desire. observe and respect.