new feature...

in respect to the great influence that al goldstein had in my upbringing, i present a new feature which is totally ripped off from al's great program, "midnight blue". it's called "go f yourself". in between escort commercials and interviews with porn starts, al used to take someone or something that wronged him and tell them to go f themselves, cause he had a t.v. show and he could do that if he wanted. i remember that eastern airlines and david's cookies were two of his favorite targets back in the day and neither is still in business so maybe al was onto something.



today's episode is about the porto rico importing co. it's a place on bleeker that sells coffee and always cops an attitude at me like i have never tried coffee before. on saturday, this particular lady was dying to tell me about "acidic twang". are you kidding me? are we talking about coffee? f you. then she gets on me about how fine i want my coffee ground and how it's going to seep through the paper. i do this every day and i have never had that problem. tried to be funny about it and tell them that always give me grief about this, but she was all disgusted with how i wanted my coffee. you work for me right? am i missing something? just give me my coffee already. i hate you. getting coffee should be an errand that should not give me such tsuris. (that's for you al.) you people just make coffee. i'll admit your product is good, but you are not rocket scientists over there. so porto rico importing comapny, you annoying bastards, go f yourselves.