this game was a real crap sandwich...

this guy threw 5 touchdowns in usc's blow-out victory and is the freaking man in l.a. right now. that's a lot cooler than being the man in norman, okla. just think of all the starlets that he's already porking out there. also the guy should just go pro right now. as andre said last night, "the only reason he has to come back is to blow out his knee, not win another national title and never make any money off football." so true andre, so true.