andre is favored by 7...

vs.



personally i'll take the giant and the points, but who knows what with the vagaries of dueling.

i miss ohio...

SPRINGFIELD TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- A Summit County sheriff's deputy turned himself in for allegedly masturbating under a salon cape while he was getting his hair highlighted in a salon, reported NewsChannel5.

great news for the knicks...

this guy seems busted

a-game showed me this one...

someone fired a shot into the cleveland indians team bus and hit relief pitcher kyle denney.

"I heard a firecracker sound and kind of a little pinch in my leg, but I didn't think anything of it. It started tingling. I reached down and there was a hole in my boot and blood on my hand," Denney said.

this one's for mac fu...

``The University of Miami,'' he says, ``is the best.''

dueling posters...

fredeeky has been slacking because he's been working feverishly for the man and he pays pays better than my readers. that being said i love my readers and you know i love the commenting like i love the fresca. observe the fact that fredeeky has bills to pay and respect the fact that he wastes most of his day blogging like a maniac for your benifit.

Now on to the duel.

who is chester longwood?

this was what i found on google and it makes chester all the more intriguing.

so f'ing lame...

"What we're desperate for is some really serious discussion, beyond the sound bites, about the problems the country is facing," he said. "Instead, what we've guaranteed is an exchange of bumper sticker slogans."

barry beck alerted me to this one...

congrats on winning the world series d-bags.

as if shaq didn't hate kobe enough...

Bryant stated that Shaq would pay his women not to say anything. He stated Shaq has paid up to a million dollars already for situations like this. He stated he, Bryant, treats a woman with respect, therefore they shouldn't say anything.

baseball returns to the capital...

there's a board game joke somewhere in here...

milton bradley goes nuts on his home fans, gets tossed, loses a turn.

too bad...

kellen winslow out for the year

high life...

if you aren't too busy lawyering today, could you explain some of this to me?

the justice dept. seems a little hardcore to me:
The lawsuit said the justice department has advised the Times that it plans to obtain records of all telephone calls by Shenon and Miller for 20 days in the months immediately following the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

4-year-old artist makes 40 large...

So celebrate, the artist did. During a recent visit, she climbed on a big bouncing ball shaped like a frog, grabbed the handles and bounced around the house with laughter pealing and pigtails flying.

another...

tony siragusa hates joey harrington and chocolate...

Tony Siragusa referred to him as a "champagne and caviar" and "strawberries and chocolate" type of player.

is that supposed to mean he's gay? i like strawberries and chocolate and, if pressed on the subject, i imagine tony s. would agree.

OBSERVE AND RESPECT...

who wants yankees tix for thurs?

f the debate and go to the stadium. let me know if anyone wants 'em. upper deck, but behind the plate (last time the guy gave me tix at least) and you'd pay face value.

starring val kimer as...moses?

oh and it's a musical.

"I don't see it as if these guys are gay. I see them portraying Africa culture in another perspective"...

Attempts are gathering pace to stop young Nigerian footballers from wearing hair braids, dreadlocks and earrings.

who doesn't hate commercials?

My current loathesome commercialis still any ad for a chocolate bar where they show this "naked" candy bar penisplunging into a wet chocolate vagina.It's so disturbing I can't even tell you.

http://www.commercialsihate.com

who doesn't love bubble wrap...

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf

nice job by comedy central...

NEW YORK - The folks at Comedy Central were annoyed when Fox News Channel’s Bill O’Reilly kept referring to “The Daily Show” audience as “stoned slackers.”
So they did a little research. And guess whose audience is more educated?
Viewers of Jon Stewart’s show are more likely to have completed four years of college than people who watch “The O’Reilly Factor,” according to Nielsen Media Research]

drunk driving in montana...

The deputy stopped the Suburban and saw two children and two large dogs in the rear seats. The female driver smelled of alcohol and admitted she had been drinking, the deputy said. The children, ages 7 and 9, told another deputy that their mother had picked them up at their father's house in Cody, Wyo. While the deputy spoke with the children, the woman dropped her pants and urinated next to the Suburban, court records state.

The woman told a deputy that she believed she was in Bozeman, and a short time later threatened a deputy with a tennis racket while screaming to have the emergency patrol lights turned off. During a struggle, the woman kicked a deputy in the groin before she was subdued. Placed in the back seat of a patrol car, the woman shattered a window of the car by kicking at the glass, court records said.

local jew makes good...

and while fasting no less

whose your daddies?

losing two out of three to the d-sox was worth it for this pedro outburst:

"What can I say?" a downtrodden Martinez said afterward. "Just tip my hat and call the Yankees my daddies."
"I want them to [bleeping] disappear and never come back," Martinez said. "I'd like to face any other team right now."

fredeeky loves the rum more than any of you, but seriously what the f?

In the election-year spirit, lawmakers tacked on a variety of unrelated tax breaks. Among the beneficiaries: soldiers in combat, businesses with research and development costs, Caribbean distillers and teachers who spend their own money on classroom supplies.

if you're too drunk to drive, hop on a horse...

for serious. you can be as drunk as you like when you ride a horse (at least in pennsylvania).

canes win although brock stank it up...

fredeeky's new favorite cane (other than leon):


any thoughts mac fu? kyle wright getting ready? cruddup? or are you stil a berliever?

the champgne of soothing music...

Originally I was going to leave my recommendations short and sweet - simply try and make it through any Cat Stevens song without laughing after finding out he's on our terrorist watch list. GWB keeping us safe. My personal choice would be "If You Want to Sing Out" - Harold, Maude, & Osama together at last.

But given all of the hostility on Fredeeky this week, I figured we could use something [even more] uplifting - try Beck's take on Daniel Johnston's "True Love Will Find You in the End" off the recent tribute album, "Discovered, Covered: The Late, Great Daniel Johnston." I doubt many readers of Fredeeky would rave over the original, but Beck hits this one out of the park. This song used to be a staple of Jeff Tweedy's solo shows and his version is worth tracking down as well. I know these recommendations are a little 'touchy-feely", but it seems like everyone had a rough week...

my favorite boston bean eater...

other than bill lee and maybe luis tiant, they all suck. have fun gagging again d-bags. your bandwagon has been overflowing all year. all the steak heads at off the wagon have been rocking all their finest sox gear all season. look for all those hats and t's to hit the trash as soon as those bandwagoneers realize that being a sox fan means getting kicked in the groin every october (and sometimes even as early as september). the really brutal part is that even if by some miracle the sox were to win, it would almost be a disappointment to the die hards who identify themselves as the hard luck losers that they are. sox nation just can't win. listen up fellas, your team isn't cursed, they just suck. also ted williams was a d-bag who won nothing. give me joe d. every time.



first place yankees.

a monkey hacks into computer voting machines...

The entire voting record can be deleted by choosing "reset the election" on a drop-down menu, he said, or a hacker can destroy a tabulator's ability to recognize ballots by un-selecting three checkboxes on a program control panel.

does anybody else find these machines a little terrifying?

high life alerted me to this one...

jon stewart braves "The O'Reilly Factor", hilarity ensues.

O'REILLY: What do you think Kerry wants to get out of coming on your show?
STEWART: He wants to get what any politician does: access to a new constituency. He wants to get...
O'REILLY: The stoned slackers.
STEWART: ... that's exactly right, because the stoned slackers, this election is going to rely on the undecided. Who is more undecided than...
O'REILLY: Than the stoned slacker, right.

leftovers...

fredeeky always takes requests and all of these are well deserving:

80's baseball explosion, first basemen...

famous underage freds making the scene...

15-year old millionaire freddy adu found boozing at maryland keg parties. you'd think what with his millions, he could scoop some hotter chicks, but maybe he's real wasted.

the sox keep winning...

last night's orioles/sox game was ridiculous...while the yanks and el duque dropped one against the freaking jays.

andre so angry...

andre is back at work and furious. what happened in texas andre? did your fish die?

205 mph speeding ticket...

thanks for the link reggie roby (this guy is really dominating today)

also here's some stuff for earl to mull over:
god hates bush voters
what are you voting for?

the weekly cricket update...

Often, the two right-handers were made to look like novices as they fenced cluelessly outside off stump as the ball moved prodigiously in the air.
There was time, still, for Shahid Afridi to slog one six and one four off Chris Gayle before he was stumped off the same bowler, Pakistan all out in the 39th over.

this ought to swing the election...

Black Gay Republicans Break with Log Cabin Republicans, Endorse Bush

Although we are small, have meager resources and are not as widely known as our counterparts in the Log Cabin Republicans, we do exist.

are you kidding me...

turns out no one in the nfl wears a cup.

so shocking...

fredeeky won the football pool for the first time in four years...

reggie roby checks in...

in frisco when the niners are bad (11 point underdogs this weekend) it's all barry all the time.