this is great...

new york magazine sends a fake publicist to try and recruit stars for the republican convention:

With the Olsen twins' rep.
Wippo: "Hi, I left you a message about the Olsens presenting the Bush twins?"
Publicist: "Yes, I got it. Let me say how flattering it is to be asked. The problem is, they aren't really doing anything right now. Mary-Kate just got out of a treatment facility a few days ago..."
Wippo: "What was Mary-Kate in for?"
Publicist: "She was being treated for an eating-related disorder, but she's managing it very successfully."
Wippo: "You know, we'll have all kinds of free food at the convention."