"Don't be stupid, stupid."

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040720

 
love bill simmons' 1-10 vengence scale. some highlights:

0.1 -- O.J. Simpson's valiant attempt to find the "real killers."
1.1 -- Zack and Slater pouring punch on each other (from "Saved By the Bell")
2.9 -- Andre the Giant after Big John Studd and Ken Patera cut his hair
3.8 -- Piazza tipping off all of Clemens' pitches in the 2004 All-Star game
4.0 -- Daniel LaRusso somehow toppling all of Cobra Kai in one karate tournament
5.4 -- Tommy Vercetti being betrayed by Lance Vance in "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City"
6.2 -- Tony Montana shooting Manny ... Roger Clemens' career from 1997-2004.
7.7 -- Jack Cates shooting Ganz 147 times at the end of "48 Hours"
8.9 -- Jesse Owens winning four gold medals in Berlin (in front of Adolf Hitler) ... Jackie Robinson's career from 1947-1956.
9.9 -- Sissy Spacek destroying her high school class in a supernatural telekinetic fit of rage (from "Carrie").